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Andy-Parker

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Australia
Job: Student

Working on some projects at the moment. Currently doing artwork for a flash game, expect it by January.

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5/21/02

Level: 22
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Blams: 780
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Exp. Points: 4,910 / 5,380
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Voting Pow.: 6.33 votes

BBS Posts: 786 (0.32 per day)
Flash Reviews: 77
Music Reviews: 0
Trophies: 11
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All Flash Reviews

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Score: 0
A Look at My Brain

"I saw something like this once... in the trash."

submission: A Look at My Brain
date: December 8, 2003

Now, you have no other submissions, and this could easily be from a floppy disk that fell off the back of a garbage truck. Appart from the fact that this movie itself is garbage, your only comeback for people's reviews seems to be "My movie has a better score than yours". Well, next time I submit a movie, I could get all my friends to vote 5 on it and it would probably get 1# daily prize, but that doesnt make it any better. Unlike you, some people put hard work into their movies, and when they come across a review saying it was bad, they actually read why and improve it on their next movie.

If you are so lonely you have to abuse people you have never met, then I fell sorry for you.

Author's Response:

Yeah? Why should I listen to people who bash me or my movie? Because it will make you feel warm and fuzzy inside?

Listen, we both know the only reason you are reviewing this movie is because you are a conformist, NG Army Brown noser with no mind or will of his own. Your review, just like my last several reviews that were written about my movie were because your little "Homo Parade" you call a club told you to. Save your bullshit and your obvious hard-on for garbage/trash for yourself. Fucking Moron.

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Score: 10
(old vers)Dead Rain 5

"Zombies..."

date: December 4, 2003

Why'd it have to be zombies? I hate zombies...
Great movie though.

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Score: 0
TGNC Trailer

"THIS IS A PEICE OF...."

submission: TGNC Trailer
date: December 1, 2003

If there is one thing I hate more than megaman sprite movies, then, well i dont know what it is. I hate all of them and crappy ones like this are no exeption. Stupidly i clicked the 5 button before id actually watched it because i just wanted a deposit, but this is capital C for Crap. If you keep on making these, i will be forced to dismember.

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Score: 2
Tommy's life: Ep 1.1

"Needs alot of work."

date: November 24, 2003

The animation could be better, and if you're gonna use a coolspeech type program, try downloading more voices.

Impove on this and it wont be too bad. Also, try to keep the filesize down.

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Score: 0
Real Slim Kermy

"That sucked like all first flashes."

submission: Real Slim Kermy
date: November 22, 2003

I have never heard that song before, and with any luck ill never hear it again.
But any moron would know that it says "Oh wait a second, im amphibion" not "Oh wait a second I met vivian".

This is a message to all noobs: Nobody wants to see your stinkin first flash, or "preloader test" or "my first sprite film" or "motion tween test" or any crap like that. Do what i do, send it to someone and get them to tell you its crap so you dont waste NG users' time and NG's bandwidth.

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Score: 3
Tr@$h promo

"I was right..."

submission: Tr@$h promo
date: November 22, 2003

Zerik, you shouldn't be so hard on them. I mean, the guy was hit in the groin and was just fine. Its scientific evidence that skaters have no balls and should be shot.

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Score: 10
Newgrounds Jam #1

"Crazy Movie...."

submission: Newgrounds Jam #1
date: November 18, 2003

Tron is the best movie ever made.

Author's Response:

Another Tron fan :)
Thanks for the review.

-T0MMY

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Score: 10
Angry White Boy Polka

"Ah..."

date: November 6, 2003

Weird Al, the flash animators best friend. He does the funniest music there is. This movie was exceptionally well done. Good work.

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Score: 10
a small thing

"A work of art!"

submission: a small thing
date: October 30, 2003

Ignore what M-A-R-C-U-S said, this was a great movie. It was a great work of art. I'm sure it was symbolic of something, I just don't know what. Wherever you get your inspiration from, well its working well.

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Score: 10
The Zombie Takeover

"Zombies... I hate zombies..."

date: October 28, 2003

I have some sort of movie-generated fear of zombies. Oh well, I guess there is no point trying to fight my fear so I might aswell fuel it.

Great movie though, I like this style of animation. Also, you pay alot of attention to detail which is good. Keep up the good work.

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